NERF OR NOTHING: Pig Pen | Spenjamin Bach | Chulismo

NERF OR NOTHING:
Lock and load, you overgrown children! It’s time to settle those adult grievances the only way we know how: with tactical foam and questionable life choices. We’re turning Deviant Libation into a high-stakes dart-strewn battlefield, and you’re drafted.
The Battle Plan
* BYOB (Bring Your Own Blaster): If it shoots foam, it’s legal. Whether you have a battery-powered monstrosity that sounds like a lawnmower or a single-shot pistol from 2004, bring it.
* Foam Warfare Encouraged: We aren’t just here for the music; we’re here for the satisfying thwack of a suction cup hitting a forehead. Target practice starts at doors.
* The Lineup: Sonic destruction provided by PIG PEN, Spenjamin Bach, and Chulismo.
The “Adulting” Fine Print
Look, we know you’re old enough to pay taxes, but apparently, we still have to say this: Be responsible. We want “comical chaos,” not “lawsuit chaos.”
THE LEGAL BIT: Deviant Libation and Underground Sounds Studio are officially washing our hands of your shenanigans. We are NOT liable for any personal injury—be it a bruised ego, a dart to the eye, or a pulled hamstring from trying to do a “tactical roll” near the bar. If you use your Nerf gun carelessly and someone gets hurt (or spills a beer), that’s on you.
The Details
* When: May 9th
* Doors: 7:00 PM (Get there early to scout the high ground)
* Damage: $7 Advance / $10 Day of Show
* Location: 3800 N. Nebraska Ave – Tampa
Grab your tickets at http://undergroundsoundsstudio.com/tickets
Come for the music, stay for the foam-induced adrenaline, and please—for the love of all that is unholy—don’t aim for the drummer.